ENLIGHTENMENT HAS TILTED BULAMBULI'S POLITICAL LANDSCAPE

ENLIGHTENMENT HAS TILTED BULAMBULI'S POLITICAL LANDSCAPE
By Jephther Prince Wamboka 


For eons, the cunning opportunists of Bulambuli have been having a field day, exploiting the blissfully ignorant masses. By flashing their winning smiles and dangling empty promises, they’ve managed to ride the wave of ignorance straight into political space. 

But lo and behold, a miraculous transformation is upon us! He's redefining traditions and the citizens of Bulambuli have discovered the novel concept of thinking for themselves. Gone are the days of voting for the biggest handout; now it's all about...wait for it...independent decision-making.

 We're now preaching and empowering people with work ethics and creativity is this new rage. It's not business as usual. Who knew this would atlast happen to us?

The standards have been elevated and those vying for political office must now possess virtues of integrity, creativity, and visionary foresight. People now listen to hearts. They read in sign language. It's time to actually deliver on promises. This awakening is everywhere and everything. Bulambulians are people who can now dissect through your fleshy flashy gimmicks to arrive at the born marrow of your conviction. 

For those who will bather to know, here are some freshly minted traits of the newly enlightened Bulambulians:

1. Critical Thinking: Once upon a time, opinions were formed on whims. Now, Bulambulians engage in revolutionary acts of analyzing situations and evidence before making decisions. Everyone will welcome your handouts but the voting pen has a way it tilts towards truth. At that place, it's a conference of hearts and justice will prevail. Choices change like dypas and precision of thought is engaged. 
2. Broad Perspective: Thanks to education, travel, and government initiatives, the people of Bulambuli now enjoy a diverse and inclusive worldview. This newfound exposure allows them to appreciate different cultures and viewpoints, a huge leap from the days of insular thinking.
3. Communication Abilities: Education has bestowed upon the Bulambuli electorate the gift of eloquence. Many of them can now look you in the face to read the unspoken. They now articulate their thoughts with precision and clarity—even that oldest woman won't listen to empty talk because her grandson always talks to her on WhatsApp video call. They're not strangers to civilization.
4. Problem-Solvers: Bulambulians are no longer waiting for the lone savior. They have mastered the art of identifying problems and crafting solutions all by themselves—at least within their own circles. The "Ari wandehele urye" lads are now happy Boda riders who stake on Ludo boards without restraint.
5. Open-Mindedness: And this is your take home. An astounding majority are now educated and receptive to new experiences and perspectives. They actively engage in civic duties and meticulously track historical and current events, no longer content with being passive observers. They will remind you of empty promises made to them five generations ago. You better speak the truth at every encounter. 

This change in Bulambuli's political climate requires an emeritus of a meteorologist to predict with accuracy. For those counting thier eggs before they hatch, it's another attempt to self inflicted suicidal surprises.



Jephther Prince Wamboka is an aspiring candidate for member of parliament in Bulambuli County 


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